In the Vice Guide to Travel, correspondents from VICE magazine went to such far-flung and dangerous locales as the Pygmy villages of the Congo, the radioactive ruins of Chernobyl, and the bomb-packed refuge camps of Beirut so that you never, ever have to go for yourself as long as you live. These seven features and hefty bonus section compromise a revolution in the business of going places, doing things, and telling people about the places you went and the things you did.