Emmy® winner Jon Cryer stars alongside the multitalented Ashton Kutcher in the Emmy®-nominated TWO AND A HALF MEN as the hit comedy series returns for its 12th season. The Malibu beach house has become an empty nest for billionaire entrepreneur Walden Schmidt (Kutcher) and his freeloading housemate Alan Harper (Cryer). But not for long. When Alan's previously unknown niece, Jenny (Amber Tamblyn), staggers onto the scene with a parade of partying women in tow, it's back to business as usual at the Harper/Schmidt house with hilarious new high jinks and hookups. After an on-again, off-again wedding for Alan's mother, Evelyn (Holland Taylor); an alter ego for Alan; temporary retirement for Berta (Conchata Ferrell); and a new job for Walden as an unpaid coder in a garage-tech startup, prepare for another year of Walden, Alan and Jenny as they develop affectionate bonds -- and occasional bondage -- in the long-running comedy that celebrates the opposite sex, the same sex, life, love, computer startups, family dustups and ... oh, men.

Episode List

1. The ol' mexican spinach
2. A chic bar in Ibiza
3. Glamping in a yurt
4. Thirty-eight, sixty-two, thirty-eight
5. Oontz. oontz. oontz.
6. Alan shot a little girl
7. Sex with an animated Ed Asner
8. Family, Bublé, deep-fried turkey
9. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, Lyndsey
10. Here I come, pants!
11. For whom the botty calls
12. A beer-battered rip-off
13. Boompa loved his hookers
14. Don't give a monkey a gun
15. Of course he's dead - part 1
16. Of course he's dead - part 2